As God sat, with his pasty face illuminated by the multi-coloured portal, he created the earth’s sentient species, jararabers.
These jararabers had 8 eyes and no hands or feet, as god had not enough food to finish the appendages. They had a body in the shape of the lord’s only commandment, “LOL”. This was so as he had a sense of humour.
When god sent them unto the world, he uttered “Hurry Up”, for the world stood still for a few seconds. The creations, upon death, were restored to life at their home, so god did not become bored.
God could not spend all his time at the portal, so when the portal was not open, the world froze, and when god returned, it mobilized.
When god got bored of the jararabers, he destroyed the world and the portal changed to a humble farm.
Amongst talking to other gods (Via the portal), God controlled the farmer, planted the crops though him, beating up bears though him, teleporting him to other farms to help other gods, and eventually god got bored of this.
The portal often reminded God about this farm, and how logging in will bestow 5 coins to the farmer, but God stopped these reminders.
In another portal world, god created one. It was not created with images and people, but with letters. God sent this letter-universe to a separate god who requested for it, and God was rewarded.
Legend tells of a dark time, where God abandoned the portal for a time. No one was guided, and universes that did not stand still, died, so God never visited them again.
God’s friend told God about another universe, where he took control of a miner, not a farmer. This ever hungry miner created pointless satanic symbols that God had learnt from the portal, the miner interacted and burnt other god’s miners, all under the guidance.
Alas, the freckled God left again, and the portal universes froze. God had brought a new portal, a smaller, faster portal that was designed for these universes. And the universes in the other world died.
